Red Dwarf Returns With Series 10

That’s right it’s been confirmed that Red Dwarf X will be coming to Dave on 4th October 2012 for 6 episodes. I’m looking forward to it as I am a closet dwarfer I just pray to god it’s better than Back To Earth (BTE) which sucked more than Kryten’s vacuum attachment. 

Ice road truckers new series

Starting on Thursday 09/09/10 @ 2100 on History

Obviously it’s all about the trucks *cough*

but Lisa Kelly is hot

Zombie Strippers Review Coming Soon….

Well I will do it when i’ve finished watching it, got an hour way through then switched it off.

The Bank Job Review Coming Soon….

Jumper

Plot

A genetic anomaly allows a young man to teleport himself anywhere. He discovers this gift has existed for centuries and finds himself in a war that has been raging for thousands of years between “Jumpers” and those who have sworn to kill them.

Evaluation

First off I have a confession to make, i’ve only just realised that that main character Hayden Christensen who plays David Rice is in fact Anakin Skywalker, my god I can’t believe how much he’s changed in just a few years.

The film contained brilliant special effects, swooping camera angles and what seems to be a unique storyline. SLJ was on top form as usual as the character Roland. While the film keeps you glued at one point I did think it was going to vere off into another superhero movie (you’ll know which scene I mean when you watch it).

Overall I think they could have done more with this but then again they probably will when they make a sequel.

Joss Whedon DollHouse

As a fan of Serentiy and Firefly by Joss Whedon I recently found out that the creator Joss Whedon is currently filming a news series titled DollHouse which i’m really looking forward to. If it’s anything nearly as good as Firefly it bound to be a hit.

Plot

“Dollhouse” follows a top-secret world of people programmed with different personalities, abilities and memories depending on their mission. After each assignment — which can be physical, romantic or even illegal — the characters have their memories wiped clean, and are sent back to a lab (dubbed the “Dollhouse”). Show centers on Dushku’s character, Echo, as she slowly begins to develop some self-awareness, which impacts her missions.

Family Guy Blue Harvest

Plot

In this hour-long special episode of Family Guy, a power outage at the Griffin house prompts Peter to retell the story of Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, with several Family Guy characters recast as those from the film.

Evaluation

This cracked me up, I watched in bed while the other half was trying to sleep and I kept her awake because I was laughing so much. A must for any star Wars fan.

30 Days Of Night Review Coming Soon….

Epic Movie

Plot

Four children, Peter, Lucy, Edward and Susan, all find tickets to an epic adventure but they’re soon trapped by Willy Wonka. Soon Lucy finds a wardrobe and steps into the magical world of Gnarnia and eventually the four orphans are battling to save Edward and stop the white bitch!

Evaluation

I’m not going to even waste my time reviewing this film it’s poor with a capital P. The only thing that makes it epic is the fact it’s epically crap! It was nominated for three awards by Razzie Award

Worst Remake or Rip-Off
Worst Screenplay
Worst Supporting Actress

+ the fact i’ve given it a zero chainsaw rating should tell you something 😉

Sunshine

Plot

50 years into the future, the Sun begins to die, and Earth is dying as a result. A team of astronauts are sent to revive the Sun – but the mission fails. Seven years later, a new team are sent to finish the mission as they are Earth’s last hope.

Evaluation

Hmm bit of strange one this. I actually found the film a little confusing as I dont think it set the scene very well at the beginning. I also found it hard to follow and the ever fluctuating volume was annoying. That said I don’t think I was in one of my ‘Film Watching’ modes and thus It may require a re-run. The visuals of the sun were preatty awsome other than that it was the ‘usual’ spaceship sights and sounds.

All throught the film I kept wondering where i’d seen the actore who played Robert Capa before, alas it was Cillian Murphy who played Jim in 28 Days Later.